My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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