so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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