As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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