i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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