So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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