Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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