If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
im on a boat
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