does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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