tell your sister to shave her snatch
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
