these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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