Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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