Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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