i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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