So drunk its hurt
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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