found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My dick has a subreddit
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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