Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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