He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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