we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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