Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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