Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
So many bounce houses so little time
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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