My brain says no but my pants say off.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How does one acquire holy water?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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