Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Houston, we have a blender
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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