You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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