I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We have started to decorate penises.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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