Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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