If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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