Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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