the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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