so that wasnt chicken after all
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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