Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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