Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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