This girl is more easily done than said...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
