i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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