Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I think your dad took our porno
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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