check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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