But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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