I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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