Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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