dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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