Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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