apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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