Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Quick, to the slutcave!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
