"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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