he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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