Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
either way he was missing a nipple.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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