May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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