just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Randomize
