Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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