Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I see more hoeing in ur future
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize