We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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