? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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