I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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