i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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